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So you walk onto a par 3. What tee you going for? I’m a 4 all day….if all I have is a 3…I’m snapping it!
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I’ll say it…..
Venmo has ruined golf betting….
The experience is completely lost when there isn’t cash laying next to the card and a cocktail in the lounge post round.
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I hate sock slip with a passion. But wearing socks any longer than these golfing make you look like a hack.
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Does anyone ever actually hit a 3 wood on a second shot?
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Proper golf club guidelines:
1. Foam cups not plastic
2. Electric carts not gas
3. Wood tees not plastic
4. Simple scorecards no map
5. No tee box signs
6. Two pronged steel repair tools not single pronged plastic
7. Free popcorn in the lounge
8. Don’t sell poker chip ball
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This is where golf is headed…save this tweet 😃
The game of golf will change significantly over the next 5-10 years and eventually fall into one of four buckets.
1. High End Private- It won’t have to be a Top 150 but will most likely be comparable. These courses are toys for
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Solid starter box. Great tee game. Love the logo.
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Best invention for forgetting your range finder…..
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Top 10 Muni Course Musts
1. Gas Carts with loose steering
2. Proshop smells like hotdogs
3. Flippy yardage sticks or PVC equivenlent.
4. Small bags of tees for sale
5. Bushy fringes
6. Lots of small pine trees
7. Used golf balls for sale in a basket
8. Cork board with best shot
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My advice to anyone who wants to teach their kids the game but doesn’t really know how to teach.
1. Hit it as far as you can off the tee. It doesn’t matter where it goes
2. Learn to lag putt and do it well
3. Let them drive the cart whenever they want..regardless of the course
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This has to be the worst piece of golf art I’ve ever seen. PGA National
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Never understood the “glove in the left pocket” guys. Always right pocket for me. 🤷♂️
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“Golf carts should be banned” and “if you ride when you play you aren’t a purist”
Never ride folks are weird….
Sometimes I walk when I play, sometimes I ride. Sometimes I have a drink and sometimes I don’t.
Never is a round of golf “exercise” either…that’s why I run and
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Hey idiot…stop spitting your damn sunflower seeds on the greens!
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Little biased but this might be my favorite first tee anywhere.
Cedar Rapids Country Club
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Figured it’s worth a detailed tweet..
Basic Headcover/Bag/Logo Rules
1. No iron covers ever. Dings and wear spots are good
2. Make sure you adhere to Rule 1 or stop reading.
3. Your club/course logo on your bag, regardless of how prestigious
4. Headcovers on all
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Starter box winner….very well done by Pine Tree…best I’ve seen. 3 lengths of tees (wooden), unique divot tool, two size ball markers, pin sheets, spray and lotion sunscreen, rules, weather and cup holder ashtrays!
#proper
@GaryWoodland
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Only one guy on this perfectly pure range spot this morning. Should be banned from the range indefinitely.
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Hands down the coolest hole I played in 2023. Photo credit to
@LinksGems
as I don’t have the stones to fly the drone over Chicago Golf😂 Might be the coolest hole I’ve ever played to be honest. The level of perfection of the dirt work is mind blowing. Never played a more
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I hate cart paths…but if you must…these crushed aggregate are proper.
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Å and Ø (Åberg and Højgaard)
Asked my son how they even type these random foreign letters???
My son: “ Just hold down the letter”
Me: “Well I’ll be damned”
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The “honors” system is dead in casual golf. The only time “honors” is warranted anymore is after a birdie. Even then a simple acknowledgment of jumping the bird is really all that’s needed.
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The melting of farm and golf in Iowa is pretty cool. Whole lot cooler than houses.
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I don’t understand why a sleeve of balls is all the same number?? It’s not practical. Makes grabbing a provisional a pain.
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One of my favorite things about playing high end clubs is getting 4 hours with the caddies. Make sure to take advantage of getting them talking. These guys typically caddie down south in the winter and up north in the winter. They all have great stories. Read a lot about this
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I am fascinated by old school clubs. Most intriguingly the ones located in the heart of impoverished areas with tons of history. A walled-off oasis.
Beverly has it all… A Donald Ross completely fenced off. From
the inside you’d have no idea.
Just railroad tracks and an 8
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Sooooo....I assume this means we can start taking the pin out now???
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So far about 35 years golfing and it’s the best saying I’ve ever heard…
“When you are playing bad, you think you’ll never play good again…..
When you are playing good, you can’t imagine ever playing bad again”
So I guess that means just keep playing?
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Does it make any sense that ball-washers are on the tee box and not by greens? Do people putt with muddy balls then clean them before hitting on the next tee?
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Fantastic start to 2023 golf season. Bel-Air Country Club….😍
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New School Record!
@ZoskeIsaiah
fires a 29 (-7) in the final home meet of the year🔥
Now that was fun to watch!
7 birdies
2 pars
@solon_golf
@DirectorSolon
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Iowa has roughly 250, nine hole golf courses. More than any other state in America. This is where I grew up playing. Just about every little town has one or is very close to one. Lots of cool courses. Plan to photo and post many more in the coming months..I’ve played close to
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Just over a week out from a buddy’s winter golf trip. Headed to Palm Beach/Miami area. 4 rounds in 5 days…never played in that part of Florida. Day 1…Palm Beach Par 3. Heard it’s a blast….looks sweet!
#press
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Great day at Dunes Club in New Buffalo, Michigan. Been vacationing there for 13 years and finally decided to pull the trigger. So many cool little things. Will post a thread of pics from the day. Best part is the start to the day..driving range net to warm up.
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The Park
West Palm
Gil Hanse
What a vibe!
A Seminole meets Landmand feel believe it or not.
With a splash of tailgating…
More to come.
Money leader into Day 3…
Sunny 75 and winds at 25-30.
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Moraine Country Club
Dayton, Ohio
The drive in here reminds me a lot of CRCC. Crazy the socioeconomic chasm that many of these old courses separate.
Great article by
@the_fried_egg
on the tree removal with before and after pics.
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My case for against all these kids trying to go to the PGA Tour. Good luck and why??? Give me high level Am all day!!!! This guy has probably played in more Masters and US Opens than just about every journeyman. Guessing he makes way more money in his day job. Better life!!! Just
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Let’s be honest. Top Golf is more bowling than golf. It’s a place to take the kids so the adults can drink. Also where dudes go to say they are in “league” so they don’t have to hang with their wives.
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Pine Tree
Dick Wilson 1961
Both Pure and Proper. Flat but every approach perched. Fair off the tee. Long tee boxes were cool as hell..
#16
tee box was 168 yards long 😳. Felt like every every approach shot was short sided. Such a cool place. Great end to the trip…member hosted
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Don’t get me wrong..I hate cold and will be the first winter in the south as I get older but…..
It’s pretty bizarre to think that I can be a member of these two clubs in Iowa for about the same cost of the one week of golf my son and I played Arizona and California over Spring
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You had me till……that tree in the middle of the fairway😫
Pine Lake CC in Detroit is growing in nicely this spring...green is good ;)
@TerryPoley
@LaBarGolf
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Coaches and parents…this is on you. My kid will never in his life get a slow play penalty.
Hit it, find it…hit it again.
Just hit the damn ball.
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You have to pick one scenario to play Augusta National for the FIRST TIME….
1. With 3 of your buddies, 2 days on property, 36 holes.
Or
2. You get picked to play alone as a marker on Thursday/Friday of Masters.
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@LouStagner
Sounds about right. I never hit the 3 wood…just want another headcover opportunity. 😍
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Found these cleaning out my garage….nothing better than complimentary wood tees! Don’t know about you but the size of handful I grab is generally determined by whether or not someone is watching 😀
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Correct me if Im wrong.
The
#1
indicator that your club is “Mid” is if the membership is predominantly Realtors, Financial Advisors, Doctors and Attorneys? Oh…and random VPs of something random cubicle company.
“High End” clubs are CEOs, Founders, Hedge Fund dudes and of
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Merry Christmas to all my Twitter friends from my favorite two places on earth!
In case you don’t know😀
Cedar Rapids Country Club
Elmwood Country Club
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@DanReese21
Doesn’t mean they are making money and even if they are privately owned and making money ….real estate value will eventually overcome the potential revenue. People will only spend so much to play.
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@meetmikehiggins
The last 4 properties I’ve sold I’ve done on my own….both commercial and residential. I’m far from a pro….just not an idiot. Literally the easiest thing you can do. Post on Zillow and pay an attorney..make 5% more. Literally what does a realtor do?? Serious question.
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Malbon sucks….everyone knows this. It’s just flat ugly. But lots of stuff in our society sucks and we live in a time where you can’t say stuff sucks because we’ve been told it’s offensive. Again…Malbon stuff sucks.
🚨👕❌ Jason Day was asked to remove his
@MalbonGolf
vest by Augusta National: “Respectfully, you do that because it’s all about the tournament here, and I understand that… I respect the tournament. That’s what we’re here to do is try and play and win the green jacket.”
Day
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The PGA Tour tracks ball speed, spin rates, distance and spin on every shot. I love a good golf course score card and pencil…and old school rules…but this is a stupid rule at the Tour level. Dudes are playing for millions of dollars. Yea yea…”just add your scorecard right”
Xander Schauffele said Jordan Spieth was sick, had to go the bathroom immediately after finishing yesterday, came back a minute later and was DQ’d. Suggested the Tour changes the penalty for that.
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Best golf ball I’ve ever played. Last summer the Left Dash was like toilet paper during Covid…14 dozen stashed away…
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Favorite bridges walked in 2023! Iowa has a couple dandies!
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Had someone ask me if I just rent golf clubs when I travel. I can’t think of a scenario where I’d pay to play golf with rented clubs…ever.
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Well well….how about this! Should surprise absolutely no one!
@Nate_McCoy
T3 in the
@USGA
#MidAm
@IowaGolfAssn
legend… with former US MidAm Champ, Walker Cup Captain… and Father
@mikemccoyUSGA
on the bag. Should be some confidence on that team! Go get it Nate!
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@sweatystartup
Best decision ever was dropping baseball after little league and starting golf. Not sure anyone ever wishes they didn’t play golf. Translates directly to work.
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Proper response to any club member proposing even $1 of capital be spent on tennis going forward.
*with the exception of demolition.
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Just a few random green CRCC photos as I look out on the white ground. 😩
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Great day at Country Club of Orlando
Donald Ross 1911/ Ron Forse
Lost $30 😪
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Junior got to play his first men’s night and we stuck around for the “bonus golf”. Played till dark. 20 guys playing best shot. Kid wins $50. Walking to the truck “that was so awesome, can we come next week?” 😬😬😬…and that’s how it starts..sorry future daughter in law!
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Proper urinals up here at the UNI Dome. Show this young generation what stage fright really is!
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Big week for Marshalltown legend, former
@THE_RMO_2023
champ,
@MHSBobcats
alum and Elmwood’s very own
@iowapga
Pro Jay Giannetto as he tees it up Thursday for the
@JDCLASSIC
@TPCDeereRun
This is Jays PGA Tour debut! Lots of photos coming this week! Go get ‘em Jay !
@Flatbillsupt
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