Evolution of Atchoum’s coat over time at 9 weeks, 6 months and 1 year old.
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Evolution du pelage d'Atchoum au fil du temps à 9 semaines, 6 mois et 1 an
When you take something good out of the fridge and you block the vision of the stomach on paws... 👀
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Quand tu sors quelque chose de bon du frigo et que tu bloques la vision de l'estomac sur pattes... 👀
If I had one wish to come true as a cat owner, it would be to understand the meaning of all this gibberish.
What could they possibly be saying to the birds? 🤔
Here's a picture of Atchoum at 8 months old.
He was already a mischievous little monster who liked laundry fresh out of the dryer. 🙀
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Voici une photo d’Atchoum à 8 mois.
Il était déjà un petit monstre espiègle qui aimait la lessive fraîchement sortie de la sécheuse. 🙀
When you come back from work and your meal isn't in your bowl... 😹
#machoatchoum
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Quand tu reviens du boulot et que ton repas n’est pas dans ton bol... 😹
#atchoumlemacho
Sometimes Atchoum mustaches are like weapons, we have to be careful with our eyes! 👀 😹
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Quelquefois les moustaches d’Atchoum sont comme des armes, faut faire attention à nos yeux ! 👀 😹
When I was a four-month-old kitten, I loved lying on the patio door threshold.
P.S. The signs of hypertrichosis were already visible on my facial hair. 🙀
My emotional dependent never wants to be separated from me, even by a window... 🤦🏼♀️
Mon dépendant affectif ne veut jamais être séparé de moi, même par une vitre... 🤦🏼♀️
Mom: Why did you choose that bowtie? Don't you think we already have enough comments about your canine look? 😫
Atchoum: That's what's funny, we're going to make them even more confused! 😹
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
We did the first steps of spring cleaning of the ground.
Atchoum is naturally much more tired than us. What can I say, it's very tiring to supervise and give orders... 🤦🏼♀️
Atchoum: "MOM, MOM, a hare in the backyard! 🙀 🐇 Turn on the BBQ!!" 🍗
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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Atchoum. - MOM, MOM, un lièvre dans le jardin ! 🙀 🐇 Allume le BBQ !! 🍗
Mom. - 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Atchoum: "Today Mom, I'm your Foodie elf who will help you!"
Mom: "So you"re very kind and helpful. But in what area do you want to help me?"
Atchoum: "Well, obviously in the kitchen, I'm going to be your taster to make sure everything is perfect!" 😸
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Atchoum: .I'm exhausted..." 😩
Mom: "Exhausted of what? You don't even work!" 😏
Atchoum: "I'm working, you see! 😡 Every morning, I have to wake up at 5:30 a.m. to wake YOU up. That’s my job!!"
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Atchoum:
“I wonder who she’s shoveling snow off the balcony for?"
"I hope it's not for the squirrels, 😒 they don't deserve that much attention,,," 😤
#jealousatchoum
Atchoum: "Hey, Mom! Did you see that!? I can't even lounge peacefully without this little critter taunting me." 😾
Mom: "I think he envies you for being cozy and warm..."
Atchoum: "Do you want to make a trade with me?"
Mom: "It depends on what you want to exchange?" 🤔
Atchoum: "I'm willing to give you all my toys if you open the door when a squirrel shows up!" 😈
Mom: "NEVER !" 😒🤦🏼♀️
Mom: "Why are you staring at me like that, Atchoum?"
Atchoum: "I look at you and I find that you are getting old."
Mom: "WOW, funny way to remind myself that it’s my birthday today!" 😏
Atchoum: "Well, you see I'm right. You've grown old!"
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
#Atchoumalwayssosubtle
Mom: "You know Atchoum, in my grandparents' time, they only received an orange as a Christmas gift. People were happy."
Atchoum: "You know Mom, in my ancestors' time, they worshipped cats They even made sculptures in their image. So you should do more to reward me." 😈
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️
There are days like that where my main activity consists of changing positions on my couch. 🤣
#lazyatchoum
Il y a des jours comme ça où mon activité principale consiste à changer de position sur mon canapé. 🤣
#Atchoumleparesseux
Mom: "Looks like you want a cuddle evening watching a good movie."
Atchoum: "I don't know what makes you say that..." 🙄🍿
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Mom. - On dirait que tu veux une soirée collé collé en regardant un bon film.
Atchoum. - Je sais pas ce qui te fait dire ça... 🙄🍿
He always makes his eternal requests to me once I'm sitting down with a good coffee. 😩
#askandyoushall
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Il me fait toujours ses éternelles demandes une fois que je suis assise avec un bon café. 😩
#demandeetturecevras
Mom: "Aargh, 😱😱😱 what are you doing behind the door, my heart almost stopped!" 😰
Atchoum: "When humans go to the bathroom all cats try to put a paw under the door to get in."
Mom: "And ???"
Atchoum: "Nothing, 🤭 I'm just not like all the other cats..." 😉
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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Atchoum: "In winter in Quebec, the sun sets early, and bears are in hibernation. Shouldn't I do the same?"
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Atchoum. - En hiver au Québec, le soleil se couche tôt, les ours sont en hibernation. Ne devrais-je pas faire pareil ?
Mom. - 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Atchoum: "Autumn has definitely arrived, Mom..."
Mom: "I can see that!"
Atchoum: "Do you see that because of the leaves?"
Mom: "No, I see that in your hair, nothing seems to work..." 🤣🤣🌬️🌬️
Atchoum: 😾😾😾
Atchoum doesn't have an easy relationship with his furball 🤣🤣🤣 *************************************Atchoum n'a pas une relation facile avec sa boule de poils 🤣🤣🤣
When Atchoum was little, he used to love sleeping with his head resting on a pillow, clutching a plushie in his paws. Unfortunately, some things don't last. As he's grown older, Atchoum now comes to snuggle against my neck at 4 in the morning and snores like a tractor. 😫🤣🤣
Mom makes sure that I'm always groomed, because you never know when the camera is going to roll... 🎥
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Mom s’assure que je sois toujours bien mis, car on ne sait jamais quand la caméra va tourner... 🎥
It's in the eyes of a cat that we see the covetousness 👀
#squirrelonthemenu
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C'est dans le regard d’un chat qul'on voit la convoitise 👀
#écureuilaumenu
To all cats who own humans, 😂 here’s a surefire trick to get your human to take a break:
1. Lie down behind the laptop
2. Be discreet
3. Stretch towards the computer and gently close the PC cover and beg for a hug 😇
Atchoum: "Are you telling me that we have another party in the next few days?"
Mom: "Of course yes, for the New Year!"
Atchoum: "I'm already exhausted..." 😩
#herecomesthedramakingatchoumagain
Atchoum: "Why are you looking at me like that ?"
Mom: "Because I think you're cute."
Atchoum: "If I had a treat for every time you told me I'm cute, I'd be a happy cat." ☺️
Mom: "Or you would no longer fits through the door frame..." 🤦🏼♀️
Atchoum: 😾😾😾
Things to do when I get up in the morning:
- Stay in pajamas
- Caress Atchoum
- Caress Atchoum again
- Always caress Atchoum
- Finally have a coffee while caressing Atchoum 🤦🏼♀️
When nothing happens with the neighbors, your job as a snooper is in danger... 😹
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Quand il ne se passe rien chez les voisins, ton job de commère est en péril... 😹
It doesn't take much to have fun:
- A bag to hide in.
- A sister to terrorize 🤣
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Ça ne prend pas grand-chose pour s'amuser :
- Un sac pour se cacher
- Une sœur à terroriser 🤣
When you watch a horror movie and your cat keeps looking at things behind you in the dark corners of the room... 😱
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Quand tu regardes un film d’horreur et que ton chat n'arrête pas de regarder des trucs derrière toi dans les coins sombres de la piéce... 😱
As I wake up Mom around 5 a.m. every morning, for cuddles, 🤦🏼♀️ I have to take a nap around 9 a.m. to regain lost sleep. 😹
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Comme je réveille Mom vers 5 h à tous les matins, pour des câlins, 🤦🏼♀️ faut bien que je fasse une sieste vers 9 h pour reprendre le sommeil perdu. 😹
Mom: "Atchoum, where are you!?"
Atchoum: "I'm at the SPA!"
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Mom. - Atchoum, où es-tu !?
Atchoum. - Je suis au SPA !
Mom. - 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Even when we're all sitting outside, my surveillance camera is still on... 😹
Même quand on est tous assis dehors, ma caméra de surveillance reste allumée... 😹
Atchoum: "This year I'm boycotting Halloween!" 😾
Mom: "And for what reason ?"
Atchoum: "I can't stand it anymore when people just give out candy!"
Mom: "Well, what would you like to receive?"
Atchoum: "Chicken, shrimp and a some bacon..." 🤤
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Nothing to do with Atchoum, the hairs must always be in front of his eyes. He really hates being nicely combed... 🤦🏼♀���
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Rien à faire avec Atchoum, les poils doivent toujours être devant ses yeux. Il déteste vraiment être bien coiffé... 🤦🏼♀️
Mom: "It's time to put away the bats and spiders, Atchoum. We need to get ready for the upcoming holidays!"
Atchoum: "Yesss and these are my favorites!" 🎄
For those who are wondering if Atchoum is hot during summer heat waves, know that in addition to the hair that protects him like all cats, Atchoum stays more often in the shade outside, then comes to cool off inside to the air conditioning.
Atchoum: "Can you scratch just a little further to the left.. Yes, there you have it!"
Mom: "You're lucky that I love you..." 🙄
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Atchoum. - Peux tu gratter juste un peu plus à gauche.. Oui voilà !
Mom. - Une chance que je t’aime, toi...
Atchoum must find me so annoying filming him. But how can I explain him that there's a lots of admirers all over the world who just want to pet his pretty little face or his big hairy belly.🤷🏼♀️
One of our favorite moments in the spring, me and Atchoum.
When I start having my coffee outside.
The tranquility of the morning, the song of the birds and the look of Atchoum which lets me know that life is beautiful... 🥹
Atchoum: "Thanks for washiing the table, it's always nice to sit my bottom on a clean surface."
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ "It’s always a pleasure to have your bottom on my table..."
#discouraged
When Atchoum focuses on something, it's hard to distract him 👀 👀
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Quand Atchoum se concentre sur quelque chose, il est difficile de le distraire 👀 👀
Atchoum: "Hurry up and take your photo, I'm tired..." 😴
Mom: "Yes, yes, right away!" 🙄
Atchoum: "Sorry, my union break has just started, come back in 30 minutes!"
Mom: 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️