Shout out to the NJ transit bus driver who stopped his vehicle at 6th and Market and got out to pick up and return my wallet that I had unknowingly dropped.
My brain from 8:30 AM - 4 PM: I'm going for a run after work today and I'm looking forward to it
4:01 PM - ?????: I can't wait to flop down on my couch and drink 32 beers the minute I get home
As I reflect upon a beautiful wedding weekend, I need you all to know that
@killakow
’s sister said the word’s “Mr. Belvedere’s groin” during her speech.